Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Emma Watson as Belle in a promo picture for Guilleromo del Toro’s upcoming Beauty and the Beast
GUILLERMO DEL TORO’S?!
Making mouth shapes but no sounds come out.
I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW.
women in suits are way sexier than men in suits though
ONCERS JUST COMPLETELY HIJACKED THIS POST… LIKE OH MY BABY REGINA LOOKING ALL MADAME MAYOR
I just feel like it’s missing a little, you know, Jaime Fantabuloustastic Murray, Her Royal Majesty the Unicorn Queen.
And what is the Unicorn Queen without her Giraffe Princess?
If I might add…
krystal jung: proving that fixing your hair can be sexy
i’m buying this butt expensive ass drawing pens
he better buy me a dragon or like an assortment of beanies
I KNOW WHAT IM GETTING JOSE FOR CHRISTMAS AND HE BETTER LOVE IT BC ITS PROBABLY EXPENSIVE AND HAHAHAAAAAA
So I go to use the (girls) bathroom in my dorm. And the stall I always use is just
I can’t use this stall anymore guys…
This guy stopped watching porn — and he wants you to know why. Gender activist Ran Gavrieli felt that most of the images he saw in porn encouraged negative, even violent, attitudes toward women, despite a recent wave of feminist porn. So he pulled the plug, and found that his personal sex life and private fantasies became much more fulfilling.
In his talk at TEDxJaffa, he advocates for physically and emotionally-safe sex, as well as erotica that shows a wider range of fulfilling sexual experiences — including the intimacy of human connection, laughter, and touch. Watch his talk here.
Cool bed ideas for small spaces.
WANT. All of them!