• Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever
Joke of the day.

best-of-funny:

lesrevolutionnaires:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

omfg

X

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

nikibee1:

Will Smith is totally the parent that loves to embarrass his children. I love it. 

laughcentre: thetumblr-thisisatumblr: I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO DO THIS

laughcentre:

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO DO THIS

"Hi I’m Shana. I’m torn between Eddie Redmayne and Zayn Malik. and sometimes Harry Styles. I’m pretty studious. I can sing and play the guitar really well and…. I can’t go a day without eating rice but i shall do this one day and you’ll all have to kiss my feet. Also if you leave your phone lying around i will take selfies."
— Karl’s imitation of Shana 
tagged → #good things hahaha
rjmckinnon: frostedsammy: i don’t normally post porn sorry  I do, and this is much better.

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.